Excuse me for interrupting your midday kissing session.

Excuse me for interrupting your daily episode of Maury at 4PM Eastern time.

Excuse me for not realizing that you guys go to bed before midnight the majority of the time.

Excuse me, I would like to have my fucking guitar and strap back someday soon.

Excuse me for asking when the "fifth roommate" is actually going to start paying rent.

I would like to please have a parking spot to come home to every night.

Thanks.